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2005 Sept. 30, 2005
And, lo, He shall
driveth a big-ass truck...
This truck shows up at our
newspaper office about once a month. So far, few of us
have achieved deliverance, as far as can be determined
through mere visual inspection. I often imagine the
trailer is stacked with corpses, on their way to meet the
Big Guy Hisself.
Sept. 28, 2005
Interview by
John Kenneth Muir up at his blog. I provided guest commentary
for 15 or 20 movies for his forthcoming book "Horror
Movies of the '80s." There were a few classics
during the decade, like The Shining, Dead Ringers,
Poltergeist, and The Thing, plus the usual horrors like
CHUD, Gremlins, and Boggy Creek II. John's written a lot
of great media books and I don't know how he finds the
time to see all those movies and television shows. I
guess it goes with the job.
Sept. 21, 2005
Just got
official acceptance for The Farm, due out from
Pinnacle Books in July, 2006. This is good. It means I
get paid. I have been scraping by on credit card debt for
months. My editor even liked the goat scenes, which I
feared might be a little over the top. Oh, well, yet
another novel slips by without a second reader. Err, I
mean, of course everything's great, because I know
exactly what I'm doing. The manuscript came in at 650
pages or so.
Here's a
picture of author R.H. Stavis and me at DragonCon a few weeks a go, just
after the "Southern Horror" panel. I think the
lesson here is that a grizzled, homely recluse shouldn't
be photographed next to a bright, attractive go-getter.
R.H. is author of Daniel's Veil, a paranormal
romance, and also writes for the gaming and movie
industries.
My NPR
interview on WNCW aired this morning without my
knowledge. We'd taped it two or three weeks ago, so I'm
sure I'm a lot smarter and funnier now.
Sept. 18, 2005
The SEBA
convention was a lot of fun. I hope to get back there
every year or two. It was my first-ever trade show. There
were some big-name authors floating around, like Micahel
Connelly, Robert Jordan, Lisa Jackson, and the like. I
didn't meet any of them except Margaret Maron, whom I
already knew. I sat at the SEMWA
table for the first hour of the show on Saturday, giving
away books to bookstore owners and other industry
professionals. We had a steady line of business and I
probably gave away 100 books that my editor had mailed
me. Members of the Sisters in Crime shared the table with
us, and MWA members traded off every hour. I also sat at
the Kensington Books table for a while, and got to meet
my publisher's regional seller and a publicist. I learned
a good bit about the book business and I probably could
have stayed longer and mixed it up, but I had the usual
business elsewhere.
Sold a
story to the Book of Dark Wisdom, a nice-looking and respectable
magazine. Should be out in March. I spent Thursday night
signing a bunch of sheets for the Corpse Blossoms
anthology. Hundreds. Editors R.J. and Julia Sevin were
displaced by Katrina but vow to get the anthology out on time. Looks
like it will be a good one.
Sept. 11, 2005
A busy week for
writer type stuff. Gave a presentation to High Country
Writers on Thursday, was interviewed on WHKY FirstTalk
Friday, and signed in Blowing Rock NC yesterday. Today
I'm catching up on paperwork and pushing the novella
along. My interview on Grave Thoughts Radio will be posted this week so
listen to it as an MP3. Greg Kurczynski interviewed me at
DragonCon for the show. Coming up Saturday is the Southeastern Booksellers Association convention, where I'll
basically be giving away signed books to bookstore
owners. It will be my first trade show, so I'm looking
forward to meeting people on the front lines of the
industry.
I'm
whooping up a batch of hot salsa for the NFL party. All
stuff fresh from my garden, with the exception of
cilantro and maybe a little bit of onions. A thoughtful
review of The Manor is posted at the Internet Review of Science
Fiction. You
have to sign up for free to read it but I think it's
worth it.
I finally
got the new Clem Snide CD, End of Love. It's awesome.
I've listened to it about 10 times so far.
Sept. 7, 2005
Just got back
from DragonCon in Atlanta. I thought it would be a
"Mad Max" adventure, with gas prices reported
to be around $6 due to Katrina pipeline disruptions.
Actually, there was little traffic the entire trip, with
the exception of weekday downtown traffic. A great
convention, all in all. Got to catch up with Garrett
Peck, R.H. Stavis, Greg Kurczinsky (who interviewed me
for Grave Thoughts radio), Stephen Euin Cobb, Alethea
Kontis, Fred Grimm, Steve Savile, and others. Met some
people I'd known online, and I won't be able to remember
everybody but they include Shockliners Bill
(AlienMotives), Cat (Tracy), Chesya Burke, and authors
Sherrilynn Kenyon, L.A. Banks, Cherie Priest, Gary
Raisor, and Phil Brucato. I didn't get to do much
celebrity watching, but I did see Lou Ferrigno (Hulk) and
Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes) in the guest suite
and rode an elevator with fantasy author Robert Jordan.
I was on
three panels that went well and had great attendance. The
strangest was the "Southern Horror" panel. Only
two of the authors were native Southerners. Most were
from Florida at one time or another. Florida is not the
South. Neither is Texas. I made the point that there is
no single South, there are many, from New Orleans (when
it existed, it was actually more European than Southern)
to Alabama to the Coastal Plain to the Southern
Appalachians. The panel couldn't really come up with
Southern horror writers, though Anne Rice and Manly Wade
Wellman were mentioned. I think I'm one, though the
mountains are more influential to me than the South and
its abiding inferiority complex. The most absurd
stretches were that Poe was a Southern writer (because he
once lived in Baltimore!--that's not the South!) and
someone even offered Laurell K. Hamilton, who lives in
St. Louis. I guess the South needs to try harder and quit
hiding its dark secrets.
Aug. 30, 2005
Couple of new
reviews here and here. I have noticed that several
reviewers of The Home have taken exception to my
over-the-top religious zealot, and this has been the case
in several earlier books. Yet no one ever points out that
I often have religious people who are wholesome and
sincere (Nettie and Bill in The Harvest, Starlene in The Home). I
suppose the "bad" religious character is always
a stereotype while the "good" one is beneath
notice, though to me, the motives of the purehearted are
always more amazing and interesting. Not that I have
problems with any review--I am always grateful someone
has taken the time to express an opinion.
Horror is
now a three-time loser to mystery. The Mystery Writers of
America had already coopted October for its "Kids
Love a Mystery" program that reaches into public
libraries. First Lady Laura Bush served as inaugural
chair, and an established mystery writer followed. This
year, it's none other than R.L. Stine of Goosebumps fame.
So not only has the Horror Writers of America lost Edgar
Alan Poe to mystery (the MWA awards are named after him),
and the month of October as a time of national public
presence, but now they've claimed the writer who was once
credited with launching what would be the horror
readership of the 21st century. I can't count how many
times in the last decade I heard that horror would surge
because all those Goosebumps readers would eventually be
pulling adult horror novels off the shelf. Oops. Guess
all those would-be horror readers are now reading
mysteries.
Aug. 26, 2005
Recieved
disturbing email today from a reader who felt I was
anti-Semitic in "The Home." I have a minor
Jewish character who is a bit self-deprecating and
critical toward Jews. That was his fictional neurosis. I
talked this character over in depth with a Jewish friend
of mine, the late d.g.k. (Kelly) goldberg, to whom my
novel is dedicated. She felt a Jew who was paranoid of
other Jews would be the perfect candidate for a group
home for troubled children, since she believed extended
family members would take in an orphaned Jewsih child
before allowing him to enter "the system." I
don't know too much about the Jewish faith, other than my
amazement that apparently it bothers people of other
religions. I have a deep respect for all faiths, though I
don't adhere to any of them. I believe we are born to
believe in something; the people who describe
themselves as athiests are the ones I wonder about. This
is not an easy life, and any help we get, from any
source, should be embraced and cherished.
Aug. 22, 2005
Arrived home
late all excited about writing only to find the signature
sheets for Poe's Lighthouse on my front porch. I believe I
have to sign 1,300 sheets in all. At least I'm first on
my page, alphabetically, so I get to work with nice,
clean paper. I suppose there's no other approach than to
plow into them and hope I don't spill coffee or gravy on
them.
I also
have a gig writing an article on promotion for the second
edition of the Horror Writers Association handbook "Writing Horror," to be released by Writers
Digest Books and edited by Mort Castle.
Aug. 21, 2005
I've mailed off
the outline for the next novel, and I'm continuing my
research. I talked over a couple of the FBI characters
with Al Brantley, a former FBI behavioral
scientist. He volunteered to read over anything I write
to check for veracity. It's great having that type of
resource. This book will be a little more action-driven
than my other books, and, dare I say, "it would make
a good movie." I'm about ready to actually write the
thing. Also finishing up one of my children's books,
trying to not go for the obvious rhymes. I've learned
that children are bored more easily that adults are.
Reading
some Lovecraft in anticipation of serving on a panel at DragonCon. My schedule includes about four panels, so I
should have plenty of time to catch up on all the other
sights and sounds. I've also put my name in for
Frightfest in Fuquay-Varina, NC, on Oct. 29, and I'll
probably be doing a handful of other signings around it.
Aug. 17, 2005
It's amazing
how much we take technology for granted. I had a radio
interview scheduled for Thursday morning, and the
interviewer Mark Justice had emailed me the number to
call. The server connection at my newspaper office was
down Wednesday. My phone line was messed up at home so I
couldn't access the Internet there, either. I went home
the day before, sure that the Internet would be
functioning at work the next morning. Alas, no. The
interview was live at 9:30 a.m., which meant, as Mark
said, "no do-overs." At 9 a.m., convinced I
wouldn't have Internet access at work in time, I drove to
a friend's house, called and got her log-in information,
and dialed in to the local university's modem, which has
been slowly disintegrating for years. 9:16 a.m., and I
have been cut off three times. On the fourth try, the
connection takes, and then I can't remember which of my
email accounts Mark sent the information to. Oh, yeah,
the Powweb webmail account, which has been funky for two
months and which Powweb has not even recognized as a
problem, much less tried to fix. I log in at 9:22 a.m.,
and on the second try, bring up Mark's email and get the
1-800 number of the station by 9:23 a.m. Cool. Seven
minutes to get a glass of water. I dial at the
appropriate time, the person answering the phone says,
"Let me connect you...," and the line goes
dead.
Strange,
but several places I went that day had technology
problems. Waldenbooks' computer system was down. We had a
three-county power outage for 32 minutes. Powweb
continued to suck raw eggs. I have another radio
interview Sunday, and this time I'm writing the numbers
down on actual paper and carrying them in my wallet.
What's funny is the mayor was in the newspaper office
seeking items to place in a time capsule. She asked which
technologies would still be viable in 50 years, and the
only one I could think of was "Paper."
Aug. 12, 2005
Finished a
revision request for the next Borderlands anthology. I
like the changes, and the suggestions were great, whether
or not the Moneteleones end up taking the story. The
previous version didn't take that final left turn that
makes for a memorable tale. Finishing up the final page
of the outline for the 2007 Nicholson book. I'm also
revising and expanding a novelette into a novella for a
limited edition book (I don't know the technical
description of novelettes and novellas, except I'm aiming
for 25-30,000 words.)
Had a
great interview Thursday with Mark Justice for a small AM
station in Kentucky. He'll be adding to the interview and
submitting it to Hellnotes. I'll be featured in the Asheville Citizen-Times Sunday, and tomorrow I'm going
to sign with Dale Bailey at a Barnes & Noble in
Charlotte. The Home seems to be doing well, and thanks to
everyone who's helping me out with it.
The Red
Church is currently out of print. I don't know if there
are plans to go back for a third print yet, but I'm
optimistic. If not, look for it to eventually come out in
another type of edition.
Aug. 5, 2005
Sold short story
"Work in Progress" to either Crimewave or Black
Static, depending on the needs or whims of TTA Press editor Andy Cox. It's the fourth story I've
sold him, and Andy is the first editor with whom I've
established an ongoing relationship (mostly because I
figured out what types of stories he likes). I think
Black Static will begin to get more recognition here in
the U.S. with the new name. It's always had quality work,
and not always by the "usual suspects," either,
which to me is a sign that Andy has a discerning eye. And
I'm not just saying that because he likes my work.
Also have
a rewrite request for another story. I'll be spending the
weekend on that, along with more researching and
outlining. I'm currently reading Born Burning by
Thomas Sullivan, a talented wirter who has a Pulitzer to
his credit. I have no idea why he's now writing horror,
but his Second Soul just came out at the same
time as The Home.
Aug. 3, 2005
I took my turn
blogging at Storytellers Unplugged today, and also updated my
Livejournal. And this one, too! I'm on a computer all the
time but rarely have time to do anything with it. If only
these things were smart enough to just do the work
themselves.
Tomorrow
is the official launch of The Home at my local independent bookstore. They have done pretty well
with my books in the past, though my signings usually
don't get a huge crowd. I believe people figure they can
see me anytime so it's not a big deal to come out and
meet me. On Saturday, I'm going to a big book fair, one
of those meat market events that always seem to have too
many authors. I still need to set up three or four more
signings, but I think I'll be a little more sedate this
fall and try to do more promotion online.
My editor
likes the idea for my next book, due out in 2007 (title
withheld due to my habit of never releasing titles
because they tend to change). Right now, it's a vampire
book, but don't expect your typical sun-fearing,
clove-cigarette-smoking, bisexual vamps in leather. I'll
be working on a formal outline in the next week or so,
while also finishing up a few other projects that I've
let slide for far too long.
July 28, 2005
I fixed the link to
my Livejournal, so drop on in and let's
"dialogue." It will be updated a little more
frequently than this journal and I look forward to
interacting with you. The two journals will be mostly
exclusive--that is, each will have different content, so
if you want the full range of Nicholsonisms then you'll
want to bookmark both. The banner contest will remain open, so if you
have a website, please consider posting my banner for The
Home. I'm also willing to trade the use of articles or
fiction reprints in exchange for posting my banner at
webzines.
Cemetery
Dance is taking preorders for Poe's Lighthouse, a limited edition anthology in
which two dozens authors collaborated with Poe to
complete an unfinished piece of fiction he left behind.
It looks to be a good one. My contribution is "Last
Writes," a ghost story. Should be a nice collector's
item.
Currently
working on outline ideas for the next novel. I'm leaning
toward trying a vampire novel for a number of reasons. I
don't know if I'll hate myself later. All those things
that supposedly make you hate yourself later have never
bothered me. I think I have an interesting myth that keep
me out of Anne Rice-Goth-romance territory.
I've
posted a new article "The Future of Horror and the
Next 'Steven' King." The second installment of my article
"Respect Yourself, Respect Your Stories" came
out today in Hellnotes.
July 21, 2005
I've launched a
livejournal called Deadwired. It will be my social
commentary, free-for-all blog while this journal will
focus more on my writing-related news. Hope you'll join
in on the conversation, because I'm looking forward to a
more interactive online experience. Been busy mailing out
review copies of The Home and mailing proofs to
bookstores. One more week of hard work should do it, then
I'll be able to write again. I started the outline for
the new book, though it still has a lot of question
marks.
July 18, 2005
A busy weekend...my
author copies of The Home arrived, along with
the usual mixed feelings--joy at having the book finally
out, followed by the panic of having to sell thousands of
copies. Luckily, a lot have you have been helping me out
and I appreciate that. It seems things are building a
bit.
I got my
first Publisher's Weekly review. Though it
wasn't glowing, it was fair. And the important thing is
to be reviewed, not necessarily to earn high praise,
though of course that never hurts, either. I hear I have
a similarly mixed review in Fangoria Magazine.
Considering they hatcheted The Harvest, I'll take it as a sign that
I'm improving a little.
TrinocCon
was a lot of fun, especially meeting the inimitable Joe R. Lansdale, who is an inpiration for any writer. He
hustles but is humble, and though he's now publishing
six-figure mysteries, he still is active in the small
press and collectibles market. I sat on a panel with him
regarding the state of the art of horror, and we agreed
that the main shortcoming of modern horror is that its
new writers don't have a deep background in a variety of
types of literature. As Joe said, "I read Ernest
Hemingway one day and Edgar Rice Burroughs the next. I
didn't know there was a difference."
I also got
to meet Mark Seiber and Alethea Kontis from Shocklines, as well as see friends Stephen Mark Rainey and
Cindy Hutchins. I also got to hang out with Al and Betsy
Carson, who fed me great Southern food.
I'll be
giving away a signed copy of Lansdale's collection Bumper
Crop as part of my banner contest, so slap the banner up there
and get a chance to win it.
July 15, 2005
I have a new banner
for "The Home." I'm holding a contest in which
I give prizes to those who place the banner on their
site. Prizes include signed books, DVDs, signed cover
proofs, and whatever else I can find in my archives. You
can copy and paste it from here, or email me and I'll
send you a copy, which can be linked to http://www.hauntedcomputer.com/home.htm or the main site.

As a reporter, I am taught to strive for accuracy and
balance. However, I feel journalists ultimately serve the
public and can't help being part of the community or
audience they serve, and to appreciate the fact. As an
example, a fellow reporter wrote a school board story in
which the superintendent thanked a retiring principal for
"33 years of servicing the children." Well,
unless she was praising him for child molestation, she
probably meant "serving" the children. I would
have quoted her as saying "serving." I
mentioned it to the reporter, who said, "I have it
on tape." Well, to me, that doesn't make it right
just because it's accurate. I'm sure others feel
differently, but I would give the superintendent the
benefit of a doubt. Perhaps she made an honest slip of
the tongue rather than misusing a word; after long
careers in education, it's a wonder any of them can speak
at all. So now our high school principal is in print as a
questionable character (incidentally, the principal was
quoted as "quoting" the Grateful Dead line to
erroneously say "What a long, strange road it's
been") and the superintendent comes off as needing
remedial English.
Heading down to
Durham tomorrow for TrinocCon in Durham, NC. Guests
include Joe Lansdale, Jack McDevitt, Stephen Mark Rainey,
Charles Keegan, and others. The latest Scottnews newsletter will be going out probably Monday, with
more details for the banner contest. Help spread The Home across the
Internet like an STD in a Southern trailer park.
July 8, 2005
Finishing up the third in my
set of children's books, hope to go out with them soon.
Issue #2 orf Kopfhalter Magazine, with me as featured interview author,
is available for order or in bookstores. The photo of
Brian Keene, Dale Bailey, and me is posted in the "In Action"
section.
July 3, 2005
The final draft of The Farm
is sealed and soon to be delivered for 2006 release. I've
made my first entry at Storytellers Unplugged, a communal blog for dark fiction
writers. Tomorrow I will be in the local parade as a
1930's-era reporter, complete with vest and bow tie.
America. What a great country.
Older freshdirt
-- copyright 2005 by Scott
Nicholson
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